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Funk Master 3.5g

Funk Master 3.5g
$39.60$99.00On sale

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Beginners beware, this CBX-bred gem crosses two classic hash strains, Gm-uhOh and Master Kush, for an ultra elite pheno that delivers a true connoisseur-grade experience. Extremely oily, these juicy nuggets reek of funky gym socks, garlic, roadside skunk, and sweet, earthy OG kush. An exquisitely elevated profile, the flavor translates perfectly with this enjoyable smoke. Gleaming with trichomes, these stick-to-your-window buds are beautiful and visually stunning. Relaxing, sedating, and soothing, this next-level heater gets you faded quickly with a heavy high that will thoroughly stone ya.

Pay cash when your order arrives. Valid 21+ ID required at the door.

$39.60

What it is

Funk Master is an eighth of flower from Cannabiotix, a brand known for small batch indoor cultivation and loud, terpene forward cultivars. This one was bred in house by CBX from a cross of Gm-uhOh and Master Kush, two names with deep hash making roots. The buds run oily and trichome heavy, dense and sticky enough that they hang onto your fingers when you break them up.

Taste and how people describe it

The nose is genuinely funky: gym socks, garlic, roadside skunk, and a sweet earthy OG kush base underneath. That profile carries through to the smoke, which stays rich and pungent rather than sweet or fruity.

People who smoke it commonly describe the experience as relaxing and heavy, with a stony quality that arrives fast. Effects vary from person to person and from batch to batch, so your experience may differ.

Good to know

  • Sold as 3.5 grams of flower, ready for a grinder, glass, or papers.
  • This is a strong smoke by reputation. If you are newer to flower, start with a small amount and wait before going further.
  • Keep it sealed in a cool, dark spot to protect the resin and aroma.

Available through our licensed delivery service in Los Angeles.

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